Disturbance at Lars Homestead

This is a real product, which I saw on store shelves at Toys 'R' Us Saturday. Comes with action figures of Owen and Beru Lars, Stormtrooper, Lars Homestead Building, and a Womp Rat mini. Now you can finally recreate Luke Skywalker's aunt and uncle being gunned down by Imperial troops! Tasteful!

"The Birds" Barbie

Via Wonderland:

It's an authentic Mattel Barbie, modelled after Alfred Hitchcock's the Birds. Really.

Or so Entertainment Earth says. I don't pretend to understand the mysterious ways of Barbie, but shouldn't http://www.barbiecollector.com/ or http://www.barbie.com/ know something about it? They don't seem to.

But if that doesn't stop you enjoying some terminally surreal pop-culturage you might also be interested in some upcoming Barbies themed on Grease.

UPDATE: Seriously, she's getting attacked by frikkin' birds. And it's Barbie. It's like aliens visited Earth and used their superior alien technology to show us what awesome looks like when you view it from space.