Showing posts with label Disco Stick. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Disco Stick. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Disco Stick, Damn You

The words "disco stick" continue to generate roughly a third of my traffic. Clearly the public demands a blog that gets up close and personal with disco stick culture. I can only assume that the multiple and discrete spheres of disco stick scrutiny are being inadequately trammelled by the blogosphere at large.

To those of you asking "what is a disco stick", I once again suggest that it is not at all a portion of the male anatomy. Not at all. In fact, it's probably a kind of high-tech rod or pike which you can deploy to cause disco to occur. I'm forever needing instant disco deployment; this is a niche that had to be filled.

My exhaustive exploration of the nascent disco stick revolution will continue. Over coming weeks my aim is to get the straight dope from the movers and shakers of the disco stick scene. I'll be asking the hard disco stick questions and serving up disco stick exclusives straight from disco stick central itself.

If you've got a disco stick related question that you'd like to ask, why don't you leave a note in the comments and I'll work on getting you the answers that any hardcore disco stick fan deserves.

Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Disco Stick, Again

In deference to the ridiculous number of people who have reached my blog from Google and then been soundly disappointed, I would once again like to use the phrase "disco stick".

Which I am sure is not any kind of salacious double entendre, and instead refers to those glowy tubes you buy at a rave. Surely.

Once again: "disco stick".

That is all.