Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Disco Stick, Damn You

The words "disco stick" continue to generate roughly a third of my traffic. Clearly the public demands a blog that gets up close and personal with disco stick culture. I can only assume that the multiple and discrete spheres of disco stick scrutiny are being inadequately trammelled by the blogosphere at large.

To those of you asking "what is a disco stick", I once again suggest that it is not at all a portion of the male anatomy. Not at all. In fact, it's probably a kind of high-tech rod or pike which you can deploy to cause disco to occur. I'm forever needing instant disco deployment; this is a niche that had to be filled.

My exhaustive exploration of the nascent disco stick revolution will continue. Over coming weeks my aim is to get the straight dope from the movers and shakers of the disco stick scene. I'll be asking the hard disco stick questions and serving up disco stick exclusives straight from disco stick central itself.

If you've got a disco stick related question that you'd like to ask, why don't you leave a note in the comments and I'll work on getting you the answers that any hardcore disco stick fan deserves.


Greg Tannahill said...

Rumour has it that "disco stick" is some kind of strange new pharmaceutical that the young folk are "shooting up" on. Good heavens! Are we once again to be visited by reefer madness?

The phrase "disco stick" is a lot funnier if it's not a drug reference, so let's all just play along and pretend it's not, hey?

Anonymous said...

i believe shooters has a disco stick. i danced upon said disco stick. and found my quite rashy.

Greg Tannahill said...

I think the rash came merely from being on-premises at Shooters. You should avoid that.

Anonymous said...

This makes me far happier than it probably should ^_____^



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