FF XIII Coming To 360

News out of E3: Square-Enix flagship title Final Fantasy XIII is coming to the XBox 360, for simultaneous Western-market release with the PlayStation 3 version.

I'd like to point out that I TOTALLY CALLED IT. And not just in an "I own a 360 and not a PS3" kind of way, but with reason and logic. That muffled choking noise you can hear is a forum full of doubters and dissenters eating their collective hats. I hope they remember the bitter taste of headware next time they suggest that my industry analysis may be less than stunningly on-point.

Now, while you all recalibrate your internal calendars to deliver daily reminders that my prescience borders on the paranormal, I'll be quietly basking in the warming glow of my own self-satisfaction. Would anyone care to fetch me a refreshing cocktail?

And You Smell Like One Too

The Dust Forms Words had its first anniversay last Wednesday, it seems. Although I'm not sure if it counts, what with the three month hiatus. Newborn babies don't get to go on hiatus prior to their first birthday, although there's a strong argument to be made that they should.

I command all Dustbunnies to now perform the jiggity dance. You know the steps. Don't say you don't.