We all know that movies based on videogames never, ever go horribly, horribly wrong, so therefore the appropriate response to the upcoming Max Payne movie (starring Mark Walhberg as Max) is obviously unbridled optimism.
Having now seen the trailer above, I have three questions:
(1) Where's Kartsy Hatakka's Theme From Max Payne?
(2) Those winged things are hallucinations or nightmares, right?
(3) That chick in the black isn't supposed to be Mona, is it? Is it?