[Now Experiencing] [Computer Gaming]
A certain Mr Juffles of LiveJournal non-fame directed me recently towards the Experimental Gameplay Project. This suggestion was followed by some unsubtle prompting to visit said site, by Matt over at Internal Collapse.
So, fine. I've gone and checked it out. It's good, and all. I guess. The result of my trawling of this mesmerising cesspit of gaming is that I am able to strongly urge you all to go and play Attack of the Killer Swarm. It's about 5 meg in size, it's easy, and it's very, very memorable.
154.0 max velocity. Beat that, bitches.