If you're speaking to me on the phone, I'm probably nude.... er, if I lived in the UK.
Also, it's very important that you don't confuse this blog with a similarly titled one at Livejournal. That's not me, people! Actually, I hope it would be fairly clear from the text that it's not me, but, well, you never know.
I'm RPG-ing today; maybe more updates tonight, with (gasp) actual content. Keep your fingers crossed.